Whoa! Just looking at these boots makes me break out into a sweat. I don’t know if they are A.) Supermodel fabulous B.) Hooker-esque C.) Belong onstage as some part of a pirate costume or D.) Pure genius. Maybe all of the above, but you would definitely have to be A.) to even think these would look good on you. In any case, the latest from Louboutin for the fall. $1595 at Neiman Marcus.