What is this monstrosity? A small dog?  A fur muff? According to it’s name, Marianna Rider Fur Tote, it’s a Christian Louboutin handbag, but surely you jest? I mean would you really pay $3945 for such a hideous looking handbag? What’s the purpose of a fur bag anyway, to keep your money warm? If you would like to pay for the privilege of looking this tacky it’s available for preorder at Neimans.

Whoa! Just looking at these boots makes me break out into a sweat. I don’t know if they are A.) Supermodel fabulous B.) Hooker-esque C.) Belong onstage as some part of a pirate costume or D.) Pure genius. Maybe all of the above, but you would definitely have to be A.) to even think these would look good on you. In any case, the latest from Louboutin for the fall. $1595 at Neiman Marcus.

I love Christian Louboutin, but seeing these sent a shiver down my spine – beyond hideous! Not to mention the spikes actually look like they could hurt someone, definitely not TSA approved!  I am sorry but unless your name is Pink, Avril or Gaga there is no reason you should be wearing these shoes! To add insult to injury, these will set you back $830 at Saks.

When I saw the first tote below, I honestly thought it was Valentino. It looks very similar to a Valentino tote and the ruffles on the top is very Valentino-esque. So I was VERY shocked to see this was Tahari and only a fraction of the price! Tahari’s Melrose metallic tote is $498 vs. Valentino’s 360 hobo for $1895. Both bags are uber trendy so in this case, I’ll go for the less expensive one and buy myself the pair of Loubies below I have been coveting! All at Neiman’s.

Tahari Melrose $498

Valentino 360 $1895

Christian Louboutin $895